What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 01:37

The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Do women like watching men sucking men?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
What’s a historical event you wish more people talked about?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s